for the till, not the tax return

Not your real name?
Not a problem.

Pick a gender, tap the button, and get a completely made-up name to give the barista — plus a brutally honest opinion on how well it suits you.

Your alias will appear here. Tap the button — it only takes a second.

🎲 Spin instead of tap

Can't decide? Let the wheel pick your name for you, fairground-style.

Spin the Wheel

👤 Get a whole personality

Every name has a fixed persona — food, hobbies, how they talk, how they pay, all of it.

Browse Personas

⚙️ Make it yours

Short names, long names, one-offs or a name that repeats until the list runs dry — it's all in settings.